My Wife Done A Bank Job

[Verse 1]
I woke up late, burnt toast in the pan
She was gone again with that little brown van
Left me a note on the fridge with a grin
Said, "Honey, don't wait up, I'll be back by ten"

Then the TV said, "Alert in the town"
A ski mask fella and a bluejean clown
I spit my coffee right out on the floor
'Cause that denim clown was my gal for sure

[Pre-Chorus]
She said, "Baby, don't fret
It ain't over yet"
Then she winked at me
And threw me her keys

[Chorus]
My wife done a bank job
My wife done a bank job
She came home laughin'
With a sack and a Starbucks cup
My wife done a bank job
My wife done a bank job
I asked, "What'd you take?"
She said, "Just the manager's luck"

[Verse 2]
She took the long way past the feed store lot
Outran three cops in a shopping cart
Gave old Hank a dollar for the donut tray
And told Miss June she'd be fine someday

She never did like that teller's face
Said he smiled at her with a judgment gaze
Now he's probably scared of a country song
'Cause my sweet wife made that line real wrong

[Pre-Chorus]
She said, "Baby, don't ask
I was built for the task"
Then she kissed my cheek
And counted her week

[Chorus]
My wife done a bank job
My wife done a bank job
She came home laughin'
With a sack and a Starbucks cup
My wife done a bank job
My wife done a bank job
I asked, "What'd you take?"
She said, "Just the manager's luck"

[Bridge]
Well, I should've known
By the way she dressed
In boots too clean
And a hand-stitched vest
She don't rob for money
She robs for sport
Then she leaves the receipts
At the county court

[Final Chorus]
My wife done a bank job
My wife done a bank job
She came home laughin'
With a sack and a Starbucks cup
My wife done a bank job
My wife done a bank job
I asked, "What'd you take?"
She said, "Just the manager's luck"

[Outro]
So if you see her roll
By the gravel road
Wave real nice
And mind your load
She'll tip her hat
Like nothin' at all
Then spend your trouble
At the five and dime mall